College: in which I slack like hell, nap through class, forget citations, use comma splices, don’t study, and then get the same grade as everyone else.
I just used the phrase
“The circle jerk of white guys who could look the meanest, play the fastest riffs, and have the most patches on their jacket continued until the early nineties”
in a paper I’m writing
how have I not been kicked out yet
selfies for Kelly because she said she loves them
KELLY NOW YOUR TURN DO YO THANG BOO
GOT THAT PURP @idilhazal #pastel #hair #PaStElGoTh~~
slowly realizing that whenever I develop a crush on somebody, it’s really because I haven’t had sex in a while and LITERALLY EVERYONE starts to look attractive.
Can somebody find me an angry tattooed punk boy with a big nose??? So I can marry him???