May 2012
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When will I make a friend like the one I had in junior high, when we would scream along to really awful pop punk music in the car while doing metal claw.
Why can’t somebody do that with me again? Does nobody like pop punk anymore?
feel like shit
act like shit
look like shit
sounds good to me
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Anonymous asked: If they cant respect your wishes works towards making more mature friends.
Anonymous asked: Heck I'm not even feminist or female and I think calling you a cunt is fucked up.
Still ill: Why the friendzone is bullshit and... →
blua:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether…
Love this, thank you. I don’t think most guys get that with a woman, she is not...
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hey tumblr im really drunk okay bye
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Anonymous asked: So, tell me, have YOU ever been raped?
“I don’t know if rape jokes encourage rape culture. I don’t care. You still...”
– An Addendum, On Rape Jokes. (via transformfeminism)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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All my plans
became a slow dance
to a fast song
with you.
Gone off on a tidal wave,
washed up on the shore.
Sand in your swimsuit
salt in your hair,
what you are to me.
A sequoia so tall
that you can’t see where it ends,
just the roots
to balance on.
A happy memory
set to a sad song.
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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
chubby-bunnies:
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
It’s bikini season y’all! You know what that means!
….Not hitting the gym and still wearing whatever the fuck I want
When Obama endorsed marriage equality...
whenobamaendorsed:
… Joe, Hillary and Michelle were all ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS???
(ETA: Credit to the LJ user Schmiss for creating this epic piece of animated fine art for the ONTD_Political community way back in 2008. STILL RELEVANT.)
too hilarious to not reblog
“I never felt open in any way. I would never impulsively ring people and assume...”
– Morrissey (via bloodisthenewblackk, spmorrissey)
Rain, the apartment to myself till Thursday, homemade pot stickers, Twin Peaks/Dr. Who/Downton Abbey/30 Rock on Netflix, and masterbating?!
IT’S THE BEST MONDAY NIGHT EVER!
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April 2012
27 posts
