Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
I seriously fucking hate people, literally everyone. Nobody is immune to my intense hate for the human race. Fuck all of you.
Idc my eyebrows came out real nice today
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food